Last week I was in writing deadline hell and didn’t have the time to write a proper blog (if there is such a thing as a proper blog). So instead I asked you to message me your ideas about sexy items I could offer as a prize in a contest to celebrate the release of my book The Emerald Lady. Ladies want vibrators and men want chocolate. Actually I think women want vibrators cause men aren’t doing their job correctly and men think chocolate is going to fix it. A couple of men even suggested it be strategically placed in order to get “the job” done. Oh, Boys, it’s so sad. I don’t know about the rest of you ladies, but I don’t need a damned thing smeared or drizzled on my body. Just flesh to flesh. And what’s up with the honey? That stuff is stickier than chocolate. And whose gonna wash the sheets? I seriously doubt he would. So men save the sticky stuff, add a whole lot of tongue to your repertoire and take your time. As far as the sexy prize is concerned, I’m just gonna browse the local adult book store in this sleepy little hamlet (apparently not so sleepy, we have the toy store. lol) where I live and see what mischief I can find and what mayhem I ran wreak. I would love to hear your comments ladies on all the sticky stuff. Give me your words! In the meantime, go check out the cover for The Emerald Lady on my MySpace page and if you are so inclined (hint hint), check out my website and click on books/excerpts and read a snippet of a sexy scene. If any of you write erotic poetry, send it to me if you like and if I really like it, I will post it on my erotic poetry page and give you author credit. Presently I have three of mine posted. Give them a read to get an idea as to what I’m looking for. Have a great week! And don’t forget to message me and post your comments.
Wishing you Hot Sultry Southern Nights!

Tess

Erotic Fiction That Sizzles!

BLOG ADENDUM: TONGUE PLEEAASSEEE!!!!

I can’t resist adding this. LOL. My friend *Shallow T* just gave me a late entry into the Sexy Gift Ideas. He suggests an inflatable pool with a family size bottle of baby oil! I have to give the man credit. He was concerned about the sheets. lol. And he even made mention of the oil getting into the mattress. Hells bells, ladies. The man likes to play and keep the clean up to a minimum. Now ya’ gotta love that!!!! Kudos to you *T*. And baby oil isn’t sticky. Think I can handle that! Hmmm, made no mention of tongue though, then again I only asked for sexy gift ideas. Hey *T*, How the hell am I gonna ship that to the winner of my contest. You gonna fly it there for me? LOL.

Tess

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