For $299.95 You Too Can Have a Big Dick!
I received some spam in my email today. The spam filter is on so I don’t know why. I started to just delete, but the subject line intrigued me. “YOU TOO CAN HAVE A BIG DICK!” I stared at that subject line for a few moments and thought. “WTF?” Is this just one more guy coming on to me and offering himself or an ad? Couldn’t help myself. I clicked on it. And right there staring me in the face were several before and after picks of the male species in all their glory! Dicks hanging like bananas from a tree. (Bananas do come from a tree don’t they?) Anyway, I looked my fill and then started to read.
It was an ad for a male enhancer product. The ad claimed that over 700,000 men had tried it to date and all were satisfied. They even offered a money back guarantee! Whoa! I know if I were a man I would be opening my wallet up right now and grabbing that credit card. Like hell! Do men really believe all that crap? Do men really believe that just by taking a couple of pills a day that are supposedly chocked full of minerals and extracts–all natural–that their dicks are going to increase in size by one to four inches. Yes, I said, “one to four inches”. And this ad was thorough too. This wonder drug works with circumcised and uncircumcised dicks. And all it takes is four months of your time, although they recommend six months, and just $299.95.
Their slogan you might ask?
“Be A Sexual Powerhouse In Just a Few Months!”
The ad even posted “real honest to goodness” testimony from satisfied customers.
Bill, from Georgia commented “now I have the confidence to pursue the kind of woman I’ve always dreamed of.”
WTF does that mean? Well it’s quite obvious isn’t it? Evidently some of us women walk around with a great big message tattooed on our forehead that reads:
“I like big dicks.”
Guess Ol’ Bill is having the time of his life!
Basically I guess what I’m trying to say here is, “Men. Don’t fall for this crap. Save your money. If you think it’s not big enough, just up the amp on the tongue!”
…and by the way,
in the event you disregard my advice and do order one of these big dick making drugs, their ad also says they ship them to you discreetly. Wouldn’t want anyone to know what you’re up to now would we?
…and if you are one of those 700,000 men who have tried this product (and there are so many more of these products out there!),
I’d really like to hear about the results of your particular experience. So give me a post here or email me at tessmackall@hotmail.com
