When The Bot Was Not!
Just posted to The Nice n’ Naughty Blog my take on looking for love online. I’m for it. lol…but as a little added bonus I wanted to post here about an experience I had with a Robot. You know. One of those programs that supposedly acts like a human and you think you are talking to a human. Well I’ve been told there are programs so good you would never know the difference and that a lot of men and women are easily fooled in chat rooms. This particular experience happened to me while I was working
on a manuscript. I had MySpace IM on and this message popped up and not knowing who it was I accepted the message. Well to make a long story short, I realized rather quickly I was talking to a Bot and didn’t have time to mess with it and closed out the screen, but later it happened again, so I decided to have a little fun…OR DID I? lol…I’m posting the actual conversation below. You’re gonna laugh your ass off!
SO YOU CAN FOLLOW THE CONVERSATION I HAVE CHANGED MY PART
TO BOLD AND THE BOT’S TO ITALICS
hello honie……………………………………………………………………..
lol
I see you are back
so whats up now
lol
oh honie thank goodness u spoke to me
so who is your master?
how???????
no how….who…damn you need a better program than the one you have
what r u saying??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I want to know who is in charge of you
of course u r my love
ROFLMAO
it u and only u
damn….me and only me….what a freaking hoot!
what doea dat mean
?????????????????
it means that you are funny
crap now I’m training a bot
listen up, sunshine…I have to go….no time to play today…tell your master I said hellooooooo
look love i want to be with u
ok
meet me on the second tuesday of next week in the Bermuda Triangle…got that? (NOTE: THIS IS WHEN HE STARTED ANSWERING WITHOUT PAUSING AND MADE ME THINK SOMETHING WAS UP!)
but dat too far
nooooooooooooooooo…..close by…I live in Bermuda….
i will have to need some money from u ok love
sure, let me get out my monopoly treasure chest
where shall I send it?
how much do u want to send my love (DEFINITELY NOT A BOT NOW!)
how much do you need?
about 200 dollars
pls my love
that all? Hells bells…now where do I send it?
Do you have an address?
where do you live?
ok love i weill send it to ur in box ok my love
no
tell me here on IM
okj i live in lorida
lol
all right. $200 in monopoly money straight to Florida…let’s see…I can have it delivered by Mickey Mouse…would you like that?
but i came to nigeria to spend my holiday and i,m out of cash
ohhh…ok
then I will put that $200 on the first boat leaving Bermuda for Nigeria
nno
then how shall I send it
ok i will give u d address my love
ok
pls wait a little
ok
i want u to move to dis id sharon .real at yahoo.com
no
ok..I have had enough of this
good bye
ok my love
no
dont sign out
pls my love i realy need dis money
ok…you and whoever have had your fun…and tried your scam…now hit the fucking road Jack
pls my love i need u now than ever
i just want to be with u and be happy
please
please honnie
say something
I am reporting you to myspace
how would you like that
thought it was someone being funny,,,,but trying to scam people out of money…that is not funny
nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo pleasssseeeeeeeeessssss
go ahead fool i just want to fuck ur ass but u r using me to play
ROTFLMAO
ur papa is mad
You sure as hell ain’t my Daddy
ur mama is a prostitute
honey…if that’s all you got….you are in sad sad shape
i fuck ur mother yesterday
damn you like screwing dead people too….nasty thing you are
u stink i can smell u from my computer
oh God…you can’t be nothing more than a teenager
listen up…..don’t have anymore time to play
I have work to do
yes yes yes
and my friends and I are laughing our asses off
so good bye
go away fool
I know…I know…I should have deleted this ass from the start, but hell, it was kinda fun. And it gave me something to blog about. I was bored and the writer in me was just curious. Anyway, that’s the Bot story. Have you ever talked to one…or one that turned out not to be a bot? lol
