The Thong Bandits
Did anyone get a load of those two idiots robbing a store or whatever it was with thongs over their faces to obscure their identity? Wonder what kind of message they were trying to send with that?
The term “pussy faced” comes to mind, although I don’t know why. If they did it for notoriety, I guess they met the mark. Otherwise, they would have been just your average, ordinary kind of idiots instead of newsworthy idiots.
I do have one burning question I’d like to ask though. Were the thongs clean, or straight from their lady love’s asses? You know, sort of like a scarf or ribbon that knights of long ago received before they went into battle or tournament–a good luck token?
Is it just me who feels this way, or are people just getting weirder?







