Get A Load of This Dude!

To each his own. Different strokes for different folks. It takes all kinds for the world to go ’round. Well, that’s about it for all the excuses I can think of at the moment. I was happily rolling along scanning the news items and one caught my attention, of course. It seems that Germany’s BMW heir, along with several other very wealthy women, had gotten herself involved with a gigolo. Okay, the heiress, reportedly worth 13.2 billion dollars and the 55th richest person in the world is paying for it. I get that. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there’s a lot to be said for a contractual agreement for sex.

Funny thing is, this dude tried to blackmail her and with some apparent success. The married heiress did give him several million dollars before she turned matters over to the police. Good for her–at least she finally did tell him where to get off. He is presently serving six years in prison. However, he never gave up the pics of all the women he was blackmailing them with or tell authorities where the almost 13 million was located that the BMW heiress had already paid him. I suggest torture–start by stretching out that gigilo penis of his on the rack! What’s the world coming to when you can’t even trust your friendly neighborhood stud.

Which brings me to another point. This dude looks like a wimp to me. Of course he would be. Blackmailer of women? Regardless of the circumstances, he’s a coward–wimp. User of women to the nth degree. But take a look at the dude. If you’ve got all that money, wouldn’t you at least buy a man who looked good? This dude is just your average Joe. Hard to think about him having any sexual prowess. I mean, I’d want a little more bang for my buck. Pun intended. lol

So here’s the link. Tell me what you think of this guy. My grandmother always said you could fall in love with a rich man as easily as a poor one. Translated into 21st century terms to go with this new occasion, I think she’d now say:

“If you’re gonna get screwed, make sure he at least looks good.” Enough said.

Pretty boy or dud?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/03/09/germany.bmw.heiress.blackmail/index.html

8 Responses to “Get A Load of This Dude!”

  1. Wendi Darlin Says:

    I wouldn’t pay for that! LOL!

  2. Tess Says:

    Exactly. With all her money she could have gotten someone a helluva lot better looking. What’s the dude got? Magic in his fingers? Is he sprouting a magic wand between his legs? ROFLMAO…sometimes people just get what they deserve I guess. And to have paid this dude for it? Well…

  3. Amethyst Winters Says:

    Total dud! He looks like a total geek to me. Why the hell would she have chosen him with all her money? OMG!

    Ame

  4. Tess Says:

    Beats the hell out of me, Ame. I’m trying to imagine this guy naked. I’m thinking string bean legs and long limp…errr…well, you know what I mean. I keep seeing this bare bird like chest. Maybe they tried to ugly him up to embarrass the woman. Who knows?

    Now for an ordinary looking guy, he’s ok. I mean I can so see this dude as my next door neighbor. Know what I mean? But to pay for it? Outrageous. The day I pay for it, George Clooney better be in need of money is all I can say.

  5. Barb Ledbetter Says:

    You know Tess, looks can be deceiving. I don’t think the picture does him justice especially with the glasses on. I’ll bet he’s a real charmer and he’s got something in his pants worth it. But I still wouldn’t buy it.

  6. Tess Says:

    lol…oh, Barb, yes, you would see the rainbow in this guy. You’re such a sweetie, but ya wouldn’t buy it! Makes you a smart sweetie. Of course, I don’t think too many of us would buy it. Period.

    You could be right. He’s trying to look less controversial for the court tv I guess. I suppose I could squint and imagine. lol

    But right now, whatever that dude is hiding, he’s hiding it real well! I guess George Clooney just ruined me for all other men. *sigh*

  7. Cassandra Gold Says:

    Ew! No! Total dud.

    If I’m gonna pay for it, I want a much better looking guy than that.

  8. Tess Says:

    Definitely, Cassandra. I can’t imagine this guy between the sheets. Although Barb had a good point. But he really looks like just the guy next door to me. Nothing special. And to fork over cold hard cash, I’d need special. Sorry, Mr. Gigolo, but you can’t have my millions. LMAO…

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